have a voice, and you want it to be heard.
You also have an insatiable love for hot sauce.
Well, we're here to help you out - we've combined
have to do to vote for your favorite candidate
is purchase his or her hot sauce! That's it
- no long polling lines, no confusing voting
machines. Heck - you can even vote multiple
times, if you like! Or you can vote for different
candidates! Stuff the ballot all you like
- we're not picky here at Dave's Gourmet.
Our motto is "Vote early, vote often."
updating the above polling numbers every weekday
thoughout the entire course of the race....
so press Ctrl+D to bookmark this page
and check back frequently to see how your
candidate is doing!
Do you think
you could be a far better president than any
of these goofballs? Well, if you place an
order for 10 or more cases, we'll work with
you to "write you in" with your
own custom caricature label! And who knows
- you might just have what it takes to be
president of the Hot Sauce World.
from the sale of these sauces will be donated
to charities involving cancer research.