The 1500 Cookie Diet

Everyone I have come upon a revolutionary diet plan. Most diets ask you to forgo delicious foods and eat bland healthy foods. On top of that they recommend painful exercise. I exercise five days a week and can testify to the discomfort.

Instead of all that, let's focus on a different piece of the puzzle. Body mass, whether it is fat or muscle or other yucky types of substances burns calories. Every pound of body that you have burns calories for you every day. They burn varied amounts depending upon what type. For instance, muscle burns 6 calories per day and fat burns 2 calories per day.

Since experts seem to think that burning off calories is the key to weight loss, this tells us that adding mass could be helpful. For instance if you wanted to burn 60 calories a day or 21,900 calories per year, you would lose over six pounds just by having a little more mass.

If that idea sounds good to you, then let me tell you how to do it. You need 30 lbs of mass to burn that many additional calories. You could carry around a 30 lbs. back pack everywhere, but that would be uncomfortable and you would look like a goon. They key to get that 30 lbs. is to eat delicious foods. My favorite is cookies. Since you need 105,000 calories to accomplish our purpose and a 1/2 oz. cookie has about 70 calories, you just need to eat 1500 cookies.

After that all you have to do is sit back, enjoy the sugar rush, and watch as those six pounds melt away over the course of a year. You might even want to go to a gym or diet center and triumphantly devour your cookies while watching eveyone else suffer. Be smug. You now know the secret method. Your next challenge is deciding between peanut butter, chocolate chip, oatmeal, shortbread and so many other choices. Nowadays you even have to decide if your chocolate chip will be milk, white, dark, single origin, or bittersweet chocolate.

Enjoy the holidays.