Insanity Stories - Sometimes you just can't help yourself
Who are we to make fun of moths and flames? We people are funny. Sometimes you can see the train coming at you, but you just can't make yourself stop. For me I see the chocolate coming at my mouth, but I can't stop it. I thought that jumping off that bridge might have been a bad idea, but didn't realize it until my foot was broken in four places.
Over the years I have seen this principal played out with so many Insanity Sauce customers. They know that they are probably eating too much of the sauce and they know that it probably will hurt, but until their eyes start watering and that train of pain hits them, it doesn't hit home. I have heard stories of people putting super hot sauce in many varying amounts in many different parts of their bodies and that of others. In many cases this resulted in much more than they would have wanted. Strangely few people seem to regret the experience, but see it as an adventure. It is maybe the most inexpensive and accessible adventure you can have.
For those that didn't want to burn themselves and their buddies were either too savvy or scared, I have heard many stories of animals learning their lessons. If you have a story involving one of our super hot sauces, please write.
Over the years I have seen this principal played out with so many Insanity Sauce customers. They know that they are probably eating too much of the sauce and they know that it probably will hurt, but until their eyes start watering and that train of pain hits them, it doesn't hit home. I have heard stories of people putting super hot sauce in many varying amounts in many different parts of their bodies and that of others. In many cases this resulted in much more than they would have wanted. Strangely few people seem to regret the experience, but see it as an adventure. It is maybe the most inexpensive and accessible adventure you can have.
For those that didn't want to burn themselves and their buddies were either too savvy or scared, I have heard many stories of animals learning their lessons. If you have a story involving one of our super hot sauces, please write.
posted by Dave at
8:09 PM
1 Comments:
I love really really hot food and recently went to a local wing place for wings with my wife. Their XX-hot was nothing to write home about but they had insanity wings. Yes!
I ordered a pound and went to work. I could tell by the taste they were brushed with Insanity sauce...it has a taste you remember :) 30 minutes later, 3 glasses of water and two mojitos later I finished the whole pound. The waitress was amazed - as most customers send them back to the kitchen they are so hot. My face was numb, I couldn't hear well, my nose was running, my lips were on fire and I could hardly speak but wow was it worth it!
You and your sauces are awesome Dave! I recently ordered all the Insanity sauces in the big bottles plus your Sriracha-style sauce so I can enjoy the pain at home...
Post a Comment
<< Home